Chanelle Hayes Wants It But Doesn’t Have It
BIG news in the world of popular music as Chanelle Hayes, Big Brother alumni, releases her debut single, a track called I Want It.
It features the line:
“I’ve got something that you’d like to know,
I’m a sexy lady,
Drive your crazy
Make your bedroom mo-ho”
No doubt that Chanelle would drive us crazy, stark raving mad, even. To test the theory Anorak has secured our resident Lithuanian coffee maker, Aras, to a pair of headphones and will force him to listen to Chanelle morning noon and night for seven days.
Will he go out of his tiny mind? Or will he make his bedroom mo-ho? There is Much to discover.
Says Chanelle, whose resemblance to a fatter, fitter Victoria Beckham has served her no harm: “We’re different people. Yeah, we wear similar clothes because I choose to but she sings one way and I sing another.”
Indeed, Chanelle sings from her knickers, whereas Posh doesn’t so much sing as grit her teeth and do a decent impression of Archie Andrews passing a mid-size house brick.
But the similarities do not end there as the video hereunder shows that like Her Poshness, Chanelle can’t dance…
Posted: 8th, April 2008 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio Comments (7) | TrackBack | Permalink
