The Daily Express Theme Holiday
HAS the Express been buying shares in Centre Parks, Butlins or any other British holiday camp?
A selection of the paper’s headline makes it read like a UK holiday brochure:
Front page: “Shock £700 increase on [overseas] family holidays”
Page 3: “Bangers and mash in a cone”
Page 6: “Sterling’s collapse sends your holiday bills soaring”
Page13: “Why our seaside towns are priceless”
But avoid the beach because:Page 17: “UK beaches are filthiest ever”
So Centre Parks it is. Unless the Daily Express is opening its own range of British Reports, 1950s-styled towns in which the Black And White Mintrels are always playing and the war has just been won..?
Posted: 10th, April 2008 | In: Tabloids Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
