The Newest Swingers In Devon
WELCOME to Club Vanilla, the Devon village of Horswell’s premier swingers’ club and disco.
The Sun says that “randy couples” pay £45 for “a night of debauchery” where anything – apart from chewing gum – goes.
While the DJ takes requests, Sheila Moorcroft, who lives in the village, tells the paper: “This village is not a fitting place for it. It’s just so sleazy. I live at the next turning and don’t want these people turning round in my drive or knocking at the door asking if this is the right place.”
Why not? Villages can be lonely places, and other than the pub, depression and an extra-martial affair, there can be little to occupy the residents.
Surely Ms Moorcroft can get some enjoyment from swingers arriving at her door?
Anorak once shared a phone number similar to that of a pizza delivery company.
What fun it was to while away quiet moments taking orders for thick and chewy concoctions, offering diners our free Dairylea Garlic Bread, Coca-Cola stuffed nachos and the 52inch Plasma Surprise, bearing the image of your favourite Spice Girl made from – get this – spices.
Of course what with this being a village, there is every chance the venue will be used for other purposes, like bingo night, Morris dancing (pictured) and residents’ meetings.
Knowing which night is which will present a thrilling challenge…
Posted: 11th, April 2008 | In: Tabloids Comments (6) | TrackBack | Permalink
