Nicola McLean Is Bigger Than Jordan’s Jordans
by Anorak | 17th, April 2008
NICOLA will be “bigger than Jordan”.
That’s the Star’s front-page shocker as readers take in Fourth Division Wag Nicola McLean.
Nicola looks big enough already. Indeed, with her image posted on one side of the Anorak Towers’ indoor rifle range Nicola’s Jordans prove impossible target to miss.
But Nicola is ambitious to want more. Says she: “I want to go to Vegas and do topless shots on a roulette table. I’m really excited about it and hope everyone else is too.”
It’s hard not to be thrilled.
Although anyone playing roulette at the time is advised to keep out of the black lest their chips cause Nicola’s skin to chafe…
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