Liz Hurley: My Bikini Hell
SAYS Liz Hurley: “Shooting bikinis is now my life, which as you can imagine is unmitigated hell.”
And not to pleasant for those poor defenceless bikinis who have never harmed a fly.
Says Liz: “But if you signed on for the gig, sadly you have to go and be jolly in a skimpy white bikini. So now I rely on nice photographers and a certain amount of retouching.
“I don’t mind if you want to make me look a bit thinner and a bit younger.”
With so much young talent out there, why don’t photographers find someone younger and better looking than Hurley and put them in a bikini? But can real flesh and bone ever replace computer wizardry? Discuss.
Liz has words to the wise: “We all like to get rid of spots and shadows under our eyes. But I’ve always been quite particular – I don’t like my face to be retouched.”
Happily, though, Mirror readers, also those in the Mail, Sunday Times, Express and Sun can overlook Hurley’s panda eyes and pin-cushion complexion and focus on the cut of her bikini, her crotch and her breasts…
Posted: 21st, April 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
