Les Liaisons Dangereuses: Abbey Clancy Meets Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace
AS befitting any long-haired lover of a Liverpool footballer, mo-del Abbey Clancy has gone away to “calm down”.
So says the Star, which leads with news of goings on at London’s Valmont club.
Yes, as in Vicomte de Valmont, of Les Liaisons Dangereuses repute. In this modern version of the book, the part of Valmont is played by Big Brother star emeritus Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace (seen on the paper’s front cover in 18th Century knickers and bra).
She is said to have made a “desperate” move for Clancy’s (Marquise de Merteuil) footballer Peter Crouch (Madame de Tourvel or the virginal Cécile de Volanges?).
“I can’t believe Abbey Clancy was trying to f****** start with you,” says one onlooker in halting French.
Says another: “It’s hardly surprising Abbey lost her cool. What girl wouldn’t when someone tries to tap off with your fella right in front of you?”
“CROUCH LOVE RIVALS CLUB BRAWL,” says the Star. There are reports of tears, a slap and a cuddle.”
And if anyone caught it on the camera phone, there will most likely be a film…
Posted: 25th, April 2008 | In: Back pages, Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
