Crocodile Hwyl: There Be Monsters In Wales
THERE be crocodiles in Wales.
“Startled” Steven Jenkins tells the Sun how convinced he is that he spotted a crocodile in a lake by a branch of Morrison’s in Swansea.
Police were called. They dived down – “several times” – but they found nothing. Although the Sun’s picture clearly identifies a shopping trolley and a canister of gas.
Of course the crocodile could be hiding, an idea given added weight by Mr Jenkins’ admission that’s since giving throat to his discovery he is rubbed mercilessly and when people see him they whistle the tune Crocodile Shoes.
And deep in the reeds and the cans and the old boxes, a pair of boots lives in fear…
Posted: 1st, May 2008 | In: Strange But True, Tabloids Comments (6) | TrackBack | Permalink
