Shopping For Ties With Irritating Paul McCartney
BREAKING Paul McCartney news in the Star where eyewitnesses spot the wobbly headed divorcee buying three ties.
Paul is in Lewis’s department store, buying three £11.99 ties – one blue, one brown, and one in hearing aid grey.
“He was really down to earth and seemed pleased,” says Tarja Ord, who served Paul his go ahead neckwear.
In unrelated news, Paul has been voted the most irritating celebrity on plant earth by people who vote on a website.
Says site worker Craig ‘Ringo’ Dawson: “It’s easy for musicians to get very irritating very quickly. Macca has driven people up the wall with his ‘holier than thou’ approach to his divorce, two-fingered peace gesture and penchant for wearing trainers with suits.” And ties.
That Top Ten in full:
1: SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY
2: JAMES BLUNT
3: LILY ALLEN
4: ROBBIE WILLIAMS
5: AMY WINEHOUSE
6: BONO
7: SIR CLIFF RICHARD
8: PETE DOHERTY
9: JOSS STONE
10: CRAIG DAVID.
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Posted: 9th, May 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (7) | TrackBack | Permalink
