Russell Brand Knocks Back Lindsay Lohan’s Pussy
DID you know that Russell Brand turned down Lindsay Lohan?
The Star does. And in “RUSS SAYS NO TO LO!” it says Lohan “bombarded” Brand with “amorous emails”.
Having been knocked back further than Brand’s fringe, Lohan sent him a cat.
This may because Lohan thinks Brand is the cat’s pajamas, or read somewhere that British people prefer cats to stoats, although not ferrets, which remain stubbornly in vogue in parts of Lincolnshire.
Lohan could have bought Brand a dog, such as young people do when they start living together. But that might have been a bit forward. So she opted for a cat.
The Star does not say what happened to this cat, only that it was delivered to Brand’s residence. Whether it was alive or dead, is also not a given fact.
And one cannot but help think that the gift is now winging its way back to Lohan, possibly transformed into pair of gloves, an absorbent lining for Lohan’s ubiquitous leggings or a backstroked tribute to the one that got away…
Posted: 12th, May 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (8) | TrackBack | Permalink
