The Buzz On The Mr Big Sex And The City Vibrator
WHAT’S that buzz? It’s the new the new Sex And The City film.
What’s the whining noise? It’s the NEW Sex And The City film.
What’s that humming noise? It’s THE NEW Sex And THE City Film.
What’s that…? You’re right. Hark!
Underscoring the sound of Sarah Jessica Parker and the series of drones and clicks from her team of ambulatory contraceptive devices is a humming sound.
It’s the show’s Mr Big, who to market the arrival of the film of the TV series of the newspaper column of the shoe of the innersole has been turned into a vibrator.
Is it a damning indictment of mankind and the rise of women? Perhaps.
But if Mr Big can be replaced by a £30 phallus that never forgets its lines, then why not have the show’s actors as official merchandise?
If Mr Big can be a dildo, then surely the aforesaid SJP can be a bottle of perfume, the miserable ginger one Bonnie Langford and the audience by an adolescent Girl Guide troop from Essex?
Posted: 13th, May 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
