Keeping Up The Peckhams: Nicola McLean’s Posh Knockers

THE DAILY Express considers it to be of the utmost importance that Nicola McLean is given space on its front page to say: “I love big knockers.”

Nicola loves knockers so much that she has three sets of them in a variety of, tons, sizes and shapes. But it’s the big ones she loves best.

“I’d never have Victoria Beckham boobs,” says Nicola, sporting Wednesday’s 32G twin set. “They’re plastic looking. In fact, they’re disgusting.”

Cosmetic surgery shops may well look at their stock of Peckhams ™ and sigh.

Perhaps they can be altered, hollowed out and turned into jock straps? If Day-vid can shove one down his knickers stocks will fly off the shelves.

For now know, the Peckhams are on the rack – literally…

Anorak