Paris Hilton Looks For Princess Diana’s Wedding Venue
PARIS Hilton might pass for American Royalty, but can she be the new Princess Diana?
What irony that the new Diana should be named after the scene of Di’s departure from public life. There is some hope, then, that Paris can be Diana.
Paris is tall. Paris is blonde. Paris has a lob-sided look that garners sympathy. Paris has been to hell and back.
Says Queen Helen Mirren: “I don’t applaud Paris Hilton… but I think she’s pretty cool. She’s developed, like Princess Diana, that deliberate foolishness, which is disarming.”
The Star investigates if the brand can be developed, looking on as Paris scours London for a venue for her wedding to pop star Benji Madden.
Paris asks St Paul’s if she can marry there, but they say no. She asks the keepers of St Bride’s, ‘the cathedral of Fleet Street’, if she can marry there, but they say no.
The Church has seen off the Great Fire and the Great Plague, but Paris Hilton is tempting fate.
Says the Star: “It seems sex tapes and prison scandals don’t go down well with men of the cloth.”
And we looks at Paris to see if she has a well developed British sense of humour…
Posted: 19th, May 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
