Pregnant Man And Boy Boobs: Thomas Beatie In Liverpool

THE Mirror leads with a picture of Thomas Beatie, the “the world’s first pregnant man”.

Says he: “Wanting to have a child is neither a male nor female desire, but a human desire.”

Although Johan Hari and this lot may take exception.

“I always feel bloated,” he continues. “Unfortunately there’s is no such thing as man-ternity clothes.”

While Beatie looks for a shell suit, over in the Times, the headline screams: “Obesity fuels growing ‘boy-boob’ problems.”

Christian Duncan, a plastic surgeon at Liverpool’s Alder Hey hospital, says bosomy boys are coming to see him every month.

Says he: “These are firm female breasts, something that any woman would be proud of.”

Or Thomas Beatie, who may care to note that to feel like women you need only move to the north-west and overeat…

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