Nicky Reilly Is Exeter’s Light Bulb Jihadist
NICKY Reilly emerges from a bomb blast in a cafe toilet covered in blood — moaning that Muslims had been unfairly treated.
And other day, and another example of idiotic Islamists at work?
In “Maniac Muslim bombs Café”, the Sun 22-year-old Reilly journey to the Giraffe restaurant at Princesshay shopping centre in Exeter.
The Mail adds: “Giraffe is a national chain of restaurants which are popular with families as they give out balloons and crayons to children.”
This fact opens up a new arena of possibility, not least of all that mentally negligible Reilly did not qualify for a free yellow balloon nor the chance to colour in a picture of a Giraffe eating a pizza.
Over at the eatery, architect Peter Lacey, 63, and his wife Celia, 60, are speaking with the Mail.
Mr Lacey, from Exeter, said: “They thought the first blast was something normal, when they heard the second there was doubt and when the third one happened it turned to concern. There was absolutely no panic and I heard one customer say after the first bang they thought a light bulb had popped.”
And lightbulb popping can be terrifying. As the Express says: “HUNDREDS FLEE EXETER BOMBS.”
Says Assistant Chief Constable Bob Spencer: “While police are not fully aware of the circumstances of this incident it is believed that an explosion of some sort did take place. Premises nearby were evacuated as a precaution.”
Meanwhile light bulbs are being checked and replaced with energy-saving fluorescent lamps… It’s what the Light Bulb Jihadis want…
Posted: 23rd, May 2008 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
