Daily Wail: Anarchy In The UK And 2p Bangers
DAILY WAIL – headline news from the paper of doom
“NINE MEALS FROM ANARCHY” – That’s the phrase used to describe how looting and riots over food would grip Britain if our oil supplies were suddenly stopped. Apocalyptic nonsense? Or a chilling insight into a country that produces hardly any of its own food – or energy?”
It’s Rosie Boycott’s “Sunday Essay”.
A few pages on…
“BATTLE OF THE BANGERS”
Bang! Bang! War?
“This week Asda launched its 2p sausage – Britain’s cheapest. So what does it taste like and how does it measure up to more expensive rivals? A chef, a health expert and a young banger addict put them to the test.”
Don’t panic! Don’t riot. It’s not a gun. There are other ways to die – it’s a 2p sausage…
Posted: 7th, June 2008 | In: Tabloids Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
