Eating With Girls Aloud
GIRLS Aloud are on the cover of this week’s Hello!, sporting skin tones rarely seen outside a Starbucks coffee cup.
Fans might even get alight caffeine buzz from staring too long at the image.
Looking down the menu, we find the Mocha Valencia, the orangey-chocolate shot-sized concoction called Cheryl Cole.
Cheryl, we learn, is wearing shoes to cover her self-confessed flat feet (“like flippers!”), holding a white china mug and sat before a bowl of banoffee pie. The potion is described as “big”.
Why it is that so many stick-thin celebrities are caught eating massive amounts of food when magazines call round is something historians may consider years from now.
Anorak supposes it is because they never stop eating and you could arrive any time, day or night, and Cheryl Cole would be face down in a pile of spaghetti hoops, humus or tiramisu.
Cheryl is mad for eating and is, we feel, confused as to why others don’t try it. We never see the bowl empty, just Cheryl sucking on a small spoonful, and it’s not hard to imagine that she’s saving some for us…
Posted: 10th, June 2008 | In: Celebrities, Hello! Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
