Celebrity News Of The Day: Pete Doherty’s Petrol Crisis
THE petrol cisris is gripping Britain.
“PETROL CRISIS GETS EVEN WORSE,” says the Express on its front apge. This is the crisisiest petrol crisis ever.
Just how bad it is is can be found in the Star where news is that Pete Doherty can’t afford to fill up his car.
Says Doherty, by way of a speech bubble: “It’s cheaper to buy smack.”
You’re on, Pete. Crisis, what crisizzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted: 17th, June 2008 | In: Celebrities, Money, Tabloids Comments (8) | TrackBack | Permalink