Big Brother 9: Alexandra De Gale Of Da Magick Lamp
BIG Brother 9 Watch: Anorak’s looks at Big Brother news in the media…
MORE news on Alexandra de Gale, the former Big Brother housemate everyone at the Daily Star is talking about.
“POLICE TO QUIZ BB BITCH ALEX,” says the headline. “Big Brother bully Alex De-Gale faces a police probe over her gangster gun threats.”
Might this be Alex’s chance to embrace her new tabloid status as a celebrity bully?
If she can all the way, then hers is a career as the pantomime villain, a gangsta version of Aladdin at the Bridlington Apollo, in which Alex dresses as “da jeanie of da magic kebab” and doth spring forth and strafe the sad sacks with proper vexed pow pow? Innit tho.
“Intimidating and threatening? Me?” asks Alex. “I’m someone’s mum.”
Anorak recalls some of the school gates harridans of our youth and quails…
Posted: 20th, June 2008 | In: Tabloids, TV & Radio Comments (6) | TrackBack | Permalink
