Gordon Smart Wastes Space With Amy Winehouse
THE SUN’S Gordon Smart – pink tie, light grey suit, white shirt, estate agent out – says he’s had enough of Amy Winehouse going on and on and on about her husband Blake Fielder-Civil.
“Zip it, Wino,” says the headline. She should “give us a Blake”.
i almost wished I was in Nelson Mandela’s old prison cell when she brought up her waste-of-space husband at Mandela’s 90th birthday gig on Friday
Blake is such a waste of space that Smart uses two pages to comment on just how big a waste of space Blake is.
“Everyone’s fed up with her banging on about BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL – and I’m calling for this to be the end of it”
Blake is in jail and has been sending “filthy letter to female lag Melissa Goldstone”, says Smart, and enough is enough is enough is enough etc.
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Posted: 2nd, July 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (11) | TrackBack | Permalink
