Reasons To Be Cheerful: Keeley Hazell And Michael Jackson
THE naked pictures of Big Brother’s Channels make up the Star’s “THREE REASONS TO SMILE” front-page news. Reasons to be cheerful.
Like Anorak, readers may be confused as to what these three reasons are, the front page featuring:
“Keeley – My hottest topless pics ever”
“Hols from £5 – and you can go right now”
“FREE Naked Chanelle poster”
“JACKO FLAT ON HIS BACKO – Star can’t walk”
Old Mr Anorak considers a topless shot of Keeley Hazell to be two reasons to smile, or if viewed through his pre-war bifocals, four, which leaves room for debate on what the other part of the triple-grin is.
Is an advert for a holiday reason to smile? A naked Chanelle? Or news that “oddball” Michael Jackson has been seen popping to the shop in Las Vegas in a wheelchair?
Your suggestions, please…
Posted: 10th, July 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
