Big Brother: Bex Sex Hex
by Anorak | 11th, July 2008
“BIG BROTHER SEX FIX FOR BEX,” scream the words on the Star’s cover page.
“She offers romp to beat axe.” Eat yer heart out, Anne Boleyn.
Bex is Rebecca Shiner, the dough-faced future BT call centre supervisor trying desperately to be liked and failing.
The Star’s breathless news is that “cheeky” Rebecca has been “plotting a romp with geeky Luke Masrdens”.
Viewers can preview the sex by placing a stick of pepperami between two loaves of mothers Pride.
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