Ronnie Wood Has An Eka Of A Good Time
IT only seems like a few days ago that we read in the Sun of Ronnie Wood’s departure to Ireland with Russian Ekaterina Ivanova, aged 18.
Today the Sun announces on its front page: “Stone poses with Eka, 20.”
“Alcoholic” Woods may wonder where all the time has gone, and what he and “Moscow born” Ekaterina have been up to for the past two years.
Ronnie may be further confused as he reads the Mail and learns of the 19-year-old Kazakhstan waitress, also called Ekaterina Ivanova, he has spent time with.
In any case, Ronnie should know that the Star knows that his “sexy lover” has left him, as the headline trills: “LONELY STONE IS ALL ON HIS OWN.”
The girl whom the Sun says has “totally fallen for him”, is nowhere to be seen in the Star.
The paper notes that Woods face is “etched with anguish” – and that some sense of normality has returned…
Posted: 15th, July 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (8) | TrackBack | Permalink
