Car Crash TV With Jeremy Kyle And Death
“JEREMY KYLE CHEATS DEATH,” screams the Mirror’s front-page headline.
You can just see Kyle standing before Death and yelling at him to “Be a man! Do the job properly – NO more cheating – NO more lies – NO stuff ups. If you ARE Death then start behaving like Death!
“Let’s get God on the show, everybody.”
God emerges wagging a finger calling Death “pafetic” and demanding a DNA test to prove once and for all that “Def is cheatin’ lyin’, free-loadin’ scumbag”.
Witnesses said the ITV talk show host was “shaking like a leaf” after his chauffeur-driven BMW saloon collided with a Mazda sports car in the outside lane of the A1. Mazda MX3 driver Darren Shannon, who scrambled uninjured from his upside-down car, said: “Jeremy was just sitting on the verge looking really shocked. He wouldn’t say a word. He must have been in shock.”
Time to bring on our resident therapist… Graham, everybody.
Says Kyle: “If there is one thing you think you can rely on it’s Death. Right, everybody? But NO! He let me down.”
“BE… A… MAN…”
Posted: 23rd, July 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids, TV & Radio Comments (25) | TrackBack | Permalink
