Peaches Geldof’s Golden Brown Hair Dye

BREATHE in and relax, Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof.

Peaches has collapsed at her London flat and fears are that in giving her name over the phone she forgot to breathe in and breathe out.

But the Sun said it was drugs that saw Peaches canned (surely caned? –Ed). The Star said it was hair dye.

And the News of the World says: “PEACHES OVERDOSE… IT WAS HEROIN.”

Shame on us all that drugs are now so freely available that they come in tubes of hair dye.

It is believed she did not inject heroin—one of the most dangerous ways of taking it—but heated and inhaled it through a rolled-up bank note.

Is Peaches using rolled up banknotes for hair rollers, setting a new trend in fashion, or just confused?

We demand to be told!

Peaches Geldof’s hair is golden brown…

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