Barry George Is On His Trolley
BARRY George has been cleared of murdering Jill Dando. He served eight years choky for a crime he did not commit.
The Sun says he is holidays in of the Isle of White – “the closest thing to a prison-style holiday the UK has to offer“.
And he has been to brach of Morrissons to buy “two bottles of Dr Peeper and a cereal variety pack”.
Says one onlooker: “It wasn’t exactly the type of shopping you’d expect from someone who’d escaped a life sentence.”
A quick vox pop of the Anorak typing pool reveals that if released from a life sentence for a crime they did no commit, the girls and the guys would buy:
A gun
A car
A knife
A bomb
A TV licence
A propelling pencil
Curtains
Keys
A balaclava
A rubber suit
Barry George eats Hellman’s mayonnaise…
Posted: 5th, August 2008 | In: Tabloids Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
