Celebrity Stench Of The Day: P Diddy Is A King
WANT to smell lke P. Diddy, Ken Dodd’s Diddyman-done-good?
Diddy has a news smell out. Each morning a team of nasologists scrape his sheets and bedpan and distil the detritus into a potion. It’s called ‘I Am King’. Says Diddy:
“We are all descendents of royalty – and if we carry ourselves and respect ourselves in that manner and believe in ourselves, then we are all kings.
It has nothing to do with being arrogant. I Am King is not a statement about myself – I Am King is about every man who is going to go and buy the fragrance.”
I Am King combines base notes of warm white vest with top notes of athletes foot powder and genetically modifed corn…
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Posted: 13th, August 2008 | In: Celebrities Comments (10) | TrackBack | Permalink
