Sarah Palin And The 3am Moose Call

HILLARY Clinton supporters may go for John McCain now he’s revealed that his vice president would be one Sarah Palin.

She’s the woman to man the red phone in times of emergency.

It’s 3am, the phone is ringing… And Sarah Palin:

Sarah and her father would sometimes wake at 3 a.m. to hunt moose before school, and the family regularly ran 5k and 10k races

Ring… Ring… You have reached the White House residence press:

‘1’ for “I have a dirty bomb”

‘2’ for “I bought a bomb from you guys and have lost the instructions”

‘3’ for I am appalled that a senior US politician approves of blood sports…

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