Big Brother: How To Be A Strumpet, With Sara Folino
WANT to know about Big Brother Sara Folino’s “DRUGS, LESBIAN ROMPS & SEX TAPES”?
Star readers do. And so should you.
Sara Folino is featured on the paper’s front page wearing bra and knickers (matching and clean) and shouldering a whip.
Star readers are aghast. Sara – dear, dear, Sara – do you not know that the whip accompanies the saucy jodhpurs shot, possibly with a suck on a straw of hay?
The bra and knickers needs only a cheeky grin or a hand across the chest.
Sara has much to learn in the art of tabloid strumpetry. Inside, and Sara is dressed in a new knickers and bra set, and the talk is of a “sex tape”.
Sara is running before she can walk. Next she’ll be telling us about her drugs past, lipstick lesbianism and – get this – is an “Angelina Jolie look-alike”….
Build your career with little steps, Sara. Little steps…
Posted: 8th, September 2008 | In: Back pages Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
