Wayne Rooney’s Non-Sequitur Of The Day
WAYNE Rooney, we and readers of the News of the World learn, is “at it five times a night”.
It turns out to be “playing FIFA ’08”, a video game that features a picture of Wayne in full rant on the cover.
After that coincidence (surely shameless plug? – ed), the NOTW then delivers one of the best non-sequiturs ever:
And it’s music that scores. Wayne has radio station Galaxy blaring in the car on the way to training—and a Stereophonics CD on the way back. Presumably it doesn’t affect him taking corners!
Anyone care to explain?
Posted: 9th, September 2008 | In: Back pages, Online-PR, Tabloids Comments (6) | TrackBack | Permalink