Victoria Beckham Leeches Jennifer Lopez

VICTORIA Beckham has new hairdooo.

It’s front-page news in the Sun, Daily Star, Daily Mirror (PETER PAN POSH”), Daily Mail (“short Becks and sides”), and the Daily Express (“Urchin”).

The Sun’s Page 3, Keeley Hazell, says “it suits her”.

Readers get to see her Poshness’s new haircut as she steps out with Jennfier Lopez, aka Jenny Who Owns the Block.

As the picture shows, Posh is the one on the left, who has seemingly leached the colour from the once orangey-brown J-Lo.

If Lopez wants to be noticed she needs to get her hair cut and to stay away from Posh lest she turn transparent and is never seen again…

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