Anthrax Alice Dellal Is the New Cocaine Kate
OVERLOOKING the story “MODEL IN ‘I DID NOT TAKE COCAINE’” shocker, the Sun leads with a picture of one Alice Dellal “sprawled over what appears to be a thick line of cocaine.”
Of course, the woman dubbed the “new Kate Moss” by the paper is not all that fat, a condition that may make the line of powders white (anthrax?) appear fatter than if it were sat before someone, well, fatter.
To put the tin lid on the drugs and celebrity angle, Dellal is said to be a “pal” of one Peaches Geldof, a desperado not seen since the days of Sancho Panza.
For those readers wishing to break into the world of druggy celebs, allegedly, the Sun says you will need an Oyster travel card (those living outside London can get one online) and the back of a DVD cover.
You should also be thin and photogenic…
Posted: 10th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
