Cock-Knees Up: Thieves Strike At Guy Richie’s Birthday Bash

COR luve a hound, Guv’nor, wots all this abaht Guy Richie’s birthday party?

The Star says that while the Mockney one was engaged in an East End sing-song with friends, thieves struck at a neighbouring telephone exchange.

No more details are listed, and it thought that the coffee leaves had it on their plates of foie gras with a few phone books and some stamps.

But are the two incidents connected? Says the Star:

Police believe the burglars used Guy’s party as a useful distraction to help them break into the building undetected.”

How clever of the burglars to commit their caper on the same day that a battalion of London’s paparazzi are standing close by.

Like Richie’s films, you couldn’t make it up, although the Star might give it a go…

Anorak