Health And Safety Inspector Falls From Ladder
HEADLINE of the Day, in the Tabloid Telegraph: “Health and safety inspector falls off ladder.”
A health and safety inspector had to be rescued by firefighters after he fell from a ladder while he was carrying out a risk assessment.
Before we fail this under “Beyond Parody”, let’s investigate further.
Peter Timberlake, a spokesman for Friends Provident, who were employing the inspector to investigate their buildings at Clyst St Mary, near Exeter, tells us:
“He suffered cuts and bruises but otherwise was unharmed and we wish him well in his recovery. We will be carrying out a full assessment of how this happened.”
Pass the ladder…
Posted: 12th, September 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Strange But True Comments (5) | TrackBack | Permalink