Sky Viewers Pay For Noel Edmonds’ GCHQ
NOEL Edmonds has taken time out from his conversations with God to say he’d rather got to jail than pay his TV licence fee.
(Says one viewer of Deal Or No Deal: “Dead Anroak, I did not know that – 100% of FACT – One in every 10,000 boxes on Deal or No Deal says ‘Punch Noel Edmonds in the face.’”)
The Star says Edmonds already has one registered to his home address, so lags can rest easy.
Noel’s on Sky 1, infiltrating satellite dishes with his Noel’s HQ. It’s a version of his Noel’s House Party with the added blob of consumer advice and Noel telling us “the politicians have failed”. Now it’s Noel’s chance to rule the land.
It’s Noel’s GCHQ, and he’s listening.
Incidentally, Noel’s House Party was axed by the, er, BBC.
Noel now appears on the same Sky TV that is run by Rupert Murdoch who thinks – get this – that the BBC licence fee should be scrapped.
Which all makes us wonder why Murdoch’s not lobbying for Edmonds’ return to the Beeb instead of featuring him and encouraging Sky subscribers to wonder why they’re paying for it…
Posted: 19th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids, TV & Radio Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
