The Australian Pig That Thinks It’s An Elephant
“IT’S a beautiful male pig but he’s just so big and so pushy,” Caroline Hayes tells the Australian Broadcasting Corporation.
“The rangers came out to my house yesterday with a dog cage and this pig is that big, it’s like trying to put an elephant in a dog cage.”
Is it? You make you own entertainment in rural Australia. Go on:
“They tried for a little while and they couldn’t do it. They got him halfway in and he just backed off and went back to my dam, where he was having a lovely time in the water.”
“It started getting very pushy, started pushing me around, so I started to get a bit frightened, until the stage that it started knocking on my door at four o’clock in the morning, actually head-butting my door.”
No, not her husband…
Ranger Len Hing, who visited the scene, explained that Bruce’s considerable size makes him difficult to control. “He is a bald pig, about 80 kilos” he said.
…the pig:
“This morning, I wanted to go to my toilet, which is outside. I opened up the door and the pig pushed me that hard, it pushed me back into my room, where I fell over.”
“I picked up a broom and poked him out with it and he snapped it in half with his mouth.”
The rangers are going to have another go at capturing Bruce the pig.
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Posted: 24th, September 2008 | In: Strange But True Comments (6) | TrackBack | Permalink
