Mad Cow Arrested In America
ANORAK has a long-held suspicion of people who are one syllable short of a real name: Jon, Antony and Barbra. So here’s Michele Allen wearing cow costume and yelling at children.
To Cincinnati pleaded, them where Allen is in Middletown Municipal Court to answer one count of disorderly conduct: she urinated on a neighbour’s and chased children.
Police were called when a woman in a cow costume was said to be blocking traffic.
If this were India, they’d have driven around Michele or hung a garland of flowers from her horns. In Indiana, they’d have eaten her.
But in Cincinnati, such things are frowned upon and she is sentenced to a month choky. ~Which is, er, udderly, dreadful…
Posted: 30th, September 2008 | In: Reviews Comments (20) | TrackBack | Permalink
