Victoria Beckham Rubs Bird Poo On Her Face
THE Daily Star bring news that Victoria Beckham has taken to rubbing bird poo on her face.
The paper tells its readers peering up at a tree of nesting rooks that the “geisha face mask” has been used for centuries by Japanese women who, we must assume, could not afford more expensive treatments.
The brew is a blend of nightingale droppings, bran and rice gains. Chuck in a few private split ends and you’ve got a supermarket ownbrand muesli; which, in case Posh is interested, is a kind of food…
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Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (15) | TrackBack | Permalink