Stuck On the Loo: Man Glued To Public Toilet Seat

OVER the newswires, news from a toilet cubicle in Brierley Hill, near Dudley:

The stainless steel lavatory was removed from the cubicle in Brierley Hill, near Dudley, with the man still attached, after the best efforts of emergency services failed to free him, said West Midlands Ambulance Service.

See the man seated on the public toilet. He has placed no sheets of paper between cheek and seat.

Sense his sense of panic as he tied to stand up. He is tuck fast. With what. He dare not think. Help! He cries out. “He reads the health and safety sign: “Call Jase for a good time.”

“JAAAAAAASSSSEEEE”…

Men dressed as firemen arrive. Panic anew. To hospital he goes.

Doctors used chemicals to free the man.

An ambulance service spokesman says: “He was unhurt, but was understandably embarrassed.”

Red-cheeked, even…

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