Iowahawk Says ‘Watcha Cocks’
Thanks to satellite TV and the global internet revolution, our commonality is also beginning to extend to sport and popular culture. Recent studies have shown the growing popularity in Britain for NBA teams like the New York Pantiebockers, just as many of us in the States have become fans of your famous kickball clubs like Assnal and its brilliant manager Assne Wenger. We each have our local stars, but there are many celebrities whose fame is equally big and equally unexplainable on both sides of the pond — like hatchetfaced former ‘Beverly Hills 90201’ starlet Republican Spelling, whom you may have heard recently went into democrat. And I think it goes without saying that the United States and the United Kingdom are co-united in our fervent desire to deport Madonna to one another.
That’s just the beginning, because we still have much to learn from each another. For example, you can teach us how to brew non-urine based beer, while we can teach you how to drink it cold while shooting machine guns. We can teach you how to spice up your boring F1 races with 40-car pileups, and you can teach us how to put topless chicks in our daily newspapers.
Thus, together through communication we can build a better world for all of us. I’m looking forward to furthering the dialog and our Anglo-American “special relationship.” Especially if you’re one of those Anglo gals with interesting knickers.
– David Burge
Posted: 17th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts Comments (49) | TrackBack | Permalink
