Josef Fritzl To Be Eaten By German Cannibal
JOSEF Fritzl is the subject of the greatest Daily Star line of all time:
Beneath the headline: “YOU’LL BE SCHNITZEL, FRITZL…” readers learn:
INCEST monster Josef Fritzl is fighting plans to lock him away in a psychiatric prison with a brain-eating cannibal who hates paedophiles.
Cannibals hate paedos. But is it good to hate your food? Isn’t love better? Do vegetarians hate carrots and nuts? Do fisheaters hate cod?
Twisted Robert Ackermann – who killed his flatmate and gobbled his brains – flew into a rage when he heard about Fritzl’s crimes.
Now Fritzl is convinced the German cannibal plans to turn him into Fritzl-schnitzel.
“I could murder a steak, literally, because I hate cows,” says the man in the restaurant. “Cows are pure evil”…
Posted: 16th, November 2008 | In: Reviews Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
