Weekend picks: Haka beats Morris Dance, and other predictions
Anorak has looked in the office crystal ball. The horror! The horror!
ALL BLACKS over England – Martin Johnson’s boys will struggle to face the haka without running back to the dressing room and hiding in the showers, so we don’t give them much of a chance in the actual game. They may contain the Kiwis for half an hour, but by the end the scoreboard will make messy reading for all those Telegraph-reading investment bankers at Twickers. Shame.
MAN UTD over Man City – In which the richest – although not the best – club in Manchester meets the Premier League champions. Despite the health of their bank balance, City aren’t in Man Yoo’s league… yet. United to win 3-1.
CHELSEA over Arsenal – Monsieur Wenger’s season begins to slide down the toilet bowl. 1-0 to the home side.
Spurs draw with Everton – How exactly are Everton as high as seventh in the table? Mysterious, given that they seem to be having a poor season. That said, David Moyes’ cautious approach suits away fixtures, and Everton won at the Lane last season, so we tip them to snatch a useful point.
LIVERPOOL over West Ham – Won’t be pretty to watch, but the ‘Pool should manage a scruffy 1-0 win.
GAS HOB over electric hob – Every time.
Posted: 29th, November 2008 | In: Sports Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
