F*** Me baby One M ore Time: At Home With Britney Spears
GRIM news in the Enquirer that Kevin Federline, aka rapping rodent K-Ferret, has, allegedly, taught he and Britney Spears’ son the “F-WORD!”.
A straw poll of the Anorak typing pool reveals the answer to the question as to what that word might be. The results in order from most likely to least are:
Fat
Failure
Fake
Federline
Fatuous
Feral
Flaccid
Finished
Fuck
Finland
Reading on, it turns out the word is the 9-1 shot “fuck”, and the shock is that Sean Preston took three years to utter it.
Let’s not call the boy slow, just wonder who he has gotten by on the words “spank”, “pap” and “knob” for so long without the authorities taking notice.
On a happier note, this is encouraging for Jayden James, Sean Preston’s younger brother by a year. Britney says she views them as twins, which is always good for the older brother to know.
Helpfully, the way to tell them apart is to know that while Jayden is stuck on “fuck” brainiac Jayden has moved on to “jism”, “dickhead” and the challenging and telling c******e”….
Posted: 2nd, December 2008 | In: Celebrities Comments (5) | TrackBack | Permalink
