Who else is there in a land of 300 million souls beside Clintons and Kennedys? No-one. In other US news:
Dubai buys naming right to America
United States to be renamed Sheikh Saeed Al Maktoum Spa in landmark deal between Bush administration and Dubai’s sovereign wealth fund.
“It’s just great,” says George Bush, from the lawn of the 14h green of the Maroush Juice golf resort, formerly White House lawn.
In a separate deal Colorado to be rebranded as The Wild Wadi Waterpark, and Texas, which has singed its own deal with China will be known as Jade Garden.
People whose name ends in a vowel banned from standing for presidency
“It’s only fair,” say Clintons and Kennedys.
American Idol Singers Walks of Fame
Each US state to have its own American Idol Hall of Fame.
“The LA original will always be the best,” says museum curator Simon Cowell, “but the cover versions in Ohio, Nevada and Colorado and do on will be every bit as good, if not better.”
More US news to follow…
