Parents Snap Up Crap Presents At Woolworths Sale
by Anorak | 15th, December 2008
THANKS to the cruncher of Woolworths, millions of kiddies will be getting crappy presents this year.
Says one shopper:
“I hadn’t been in Woollies for years. But now I know it to be full of the kind of crap you give people you don’t like all that much.”
Indeed, many teacher this year will not be getting a bottle of alcopops and a Terry’s chocolate orange, but a tin of Fox’s biscuits, a water pistol that fires jets as far as three inches and a DVD of Len Goodman’s ‘Dance To Cliff’…
“Everything must Go-Go-Go,” says Santa…
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