Sinderella Danielle Lloyd’s Giant Pumpkin
HAPPY birthday Danielle Lloyd. Come in number 25, your time is now.
Not that Dani looks a day older than 24 – testament to the preservative powers of Dani’s daily dip in a vat of Ronseal sunset orange.
Inside the Star and Dani is kissing faces in Faces, one of Essex’s leading nightspots.
There’s Dani flashing her frilly knickers. There’s Dani flashing her pumped up cleavage. There’s Dani dressed as a slutty Sinderella playing with a chap’s buttons.
And – get this – she’s only gone and lost her shoes, just like the real Cinders!
But not to worry, because she’s kept her knickers on and Prince Charming, aka Leon King, won’t need to go door to door to wonder whose arse they fit because he’s already in the giant pumpkin.
No, not Dani – the carriage home…
Posted: 16th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
