Jeremy Piven Launches Career As A French Themometer
JEREMY Piven has ended his run in Broadway’s “Speed-the-Plow,” citing a condition attributable to a high mercury count.
Says David Mamet, who wrote the showbiz satire:
“I talked to Jeremy on the phone, and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury. So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer.”
A French one.
Posted: 18th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink