Woolworths Uniforms For The Unemployed
by Anorak | 2nd, January 2009
FOR Christmas, Old Mr Anorak was delighted to buy his staff Woolworths.
Staff at Anorak Towers are now obliged to wear their new uniforms of smart red T-shirt branded by the country’s favourite discounted shop.
Say Old Anorak: “In your face, sub Pri-mark!”
And Anorak is not the only one embracing the change.
To save money, prisoners will now be issued with smart new grey shorts and be fed on a diet of pix ‘n’ mix.
Says one lag:
“I used to go shoplifting in Woolies with me dear old mum and the big boys. Wearing these scratchy shorts brings back fond memories of my youth.”
The Royal Navy will be dressed as Spiderman, and Superman at bedtime…
Posted: 2nd, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Money Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
