Gladiator Nitro Grew Man Boobs And Little Else
“MAN boobs, breast-chesticles is what they’re called on the street. Gynecomastia is the scientific name. No matter what you call it, I [had] it,” says Dan Clark, aka ‘Nitro’ on US show Gladiators.
Clarks has a memoir out called “Gladiator: A True Story of ‘Roids, Rage and Redemption.”
He goes on:
“I hate[d] taking off my shirt. For photo shoots, [I’d] wet my nipple with spit … [to] look firm instead of hanging down.”
Whose spit is not specified.
Nitro wanted a new uniform to “to hide my budding breasts.” He eventually underwent reduction surgery, but not everyone needed reducing:
“My balls never really regained their size. They’re kind of shriveled,” he told one lucky “bedmate”. He also had a “dull throbbing pain” every time he had sex.
No, he’s not gay. Dan is as macho as another man who like to play contact sports in shoulder pads (he’s a former American footballer), push giant cotton wool buds into other men’s faces and wear Lycra in public.
Anyone who wants to learn how to grow his own breasts should read this book…
Posted: 7th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
