Prince Harry’s Shame: Hal’s Admits To Having A ‘Paki’ Friend
PRINCE Harry’s popularity has been on the wane in Pakistan ever since he decided to attend a party dressed as Adolf Hitler and NOT local celebrity Osama bin Laden.
In a bid to repair the damage Harry has befriended a “Paki”, but it might be too little, too late.
“SORRY’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH,” announces the Mail’s front page. Sky news says the Army is investigating.
Says an Army source source:
“Paki has long been a term of abuse in the Army. But now Harry has undone years of tradition in saying it was friendly banter. How long before he’s drinking Flaming Bentleys with gooks, Red Sea pedestrians, wogs, wops, dagos and – God help us – krauts.”
On the video, Harry can be heard introducing “Our little Paki friend… Ahmed.”
Ahmed is thought to be Ahmed Raza Khan, a Pakistani who won the award for the best overseas cadet at Sandhurst Military College.
Says St James’s Palace spokesman Peter ‘Nigger’ Blackrod:
“Prince Harry fully understands how offensive this term can be… However, on this occasion three years ago, Prince Harry used the term without any malice and as a nickname about a highly popular member of his platoon.”
The cad!
To further shock, the video footage later shows Harry telling a comrade:
“F*** me, you look like a raghead.”
Whether he as referring to the Taliban or Iraqi insurgents is unclear, but the thought of the third in line to the thrown considering a man of swarthy complexion a “comrade” will leave many hard-working Britons sick to the pits of their stomachs…
Posted: 14th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (42) | TrackBack | Permalink
