Hudson New York Plane Crash: Pilot Averted Flight To London
SOME doubt on the plane crash in New York’s Hudson River as the Times leads with “All 155 survive crash” and the Mail counters with the front-page screamer: “All 153 onboard escape.”
The Telegraph reports that the flight was going from New York’s La Guardia airport, to Charlotte, North Carolina. But Anorak has received news that the plane was on course for London.
Says a source:
“When the pilot got the news that plane as going to London he panicked. Last time he went there they lost his luggage and he was forced to survive for 17 hours by offering to sip opened bottles baby milk and Linctus of mothers waiting to pass through customs.”
A spokesman for the US Aviation Authority offers:
“It was only the pilots quick wits that saved passengers the nightmare of being patronised by Emma Thompson. We salute his bravery.”
A well-spoken girl representing Plane Stupid says she hopes the plane sinks.
An investigation is underway…
Posted: 16th, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews Comments (10) | TrackBack | Permalink
